Taco Bell crunchy tacos are perfect drunk food and hangover food: The crispy shell distracts from what some say is gooey meat (I say delicious!) for maximum late-night consumption, and there's some sort of magic preservative in them that keeps the shell just crunchy enough for day-after eating. Separate, the ingredients are nothing: tasteless iceberg lettuce, mediocre shredded cheese, questionable meat, and a fried tortilla. Together, they are perfect.