There are only a few things in life that are certain: death, taxes, an episode of Law & Order being on right now, and Chicken McNuggets being delicious. Whether it's the one shaped like a boot, or the oval McNugget that has the purple, rubber-band–like vein, they are the perfect food. I'd get into how incredible the breading on a McNugget is, but words can't do it justice. (P.S.: Do NOT go to YouTube and watch a video of how they are made!)